一天，一个人去体检，医生问：“你每天都锻炼身体吗？”他回答：“是的，我每天都锻炼我的大脑。”医生问：“那你是怎么锻炼大脑的？”他回答：“我每天都告诉自己，脑子你别忘了呼吸！”Seneca’s foster son, the Emperor Nero, grows weary of his mentor and orders him to kill himself. Seneca complies but his death is agonisingly slow. Cue John Malkovich in the role of the great philosopher in uproar, railing against tyranny. Bliss!
